To write with a broken pencil is pointless, and other puns.

OK, now I know not all of you are as excited by puns as we are, but here are a few that I think are hilarious! Ryan, this post's for you. :)

1. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
3. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
4. Atheism is a non-profit organization.
5. When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase, "Fire at Will."
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it's still stationery.
7. Opening a new funeral parlor can be quite an undertaking.
8. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Hope these put a smile on your face!